What is this Tom Foolery??

I am in the horrible and torturous process of potty training my dog. In an effort to find some help I searched online and look what I found... doggy diapers, unbelievable!!!  I can't stop laughing, yet I am strangely drawn to perhaps use these! I imagine Coco my mini-dachshund would most likely chew these up and make a horrible mess, and then I would be left with poop on my floor, a chewed up diaper and a dog that still goes in the house! I think I will stick with the crate training!!

She might look cute but potty training her is no pinic!